During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. “Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. However, since she died when the Vogons blew up the planet earth, and since the 2nd worse poet - well, you know what? I will just let the genius Douglas Adams explain it all in his own words: Who is she, you may ask? Well, in one of THE best books every written, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, it mentions that she has the worse poetry ever. Now, I know there is a handful of you out there immediately all saying the same name: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings. You might be wondering, what’s the best poem ever written? But if you’re like me, you are wondering, what’s the worse poetry ever written. And since today is also April Fool’s Day, then, this is blog is appropriate. I just heard that this is National Poetry month. Lethal amounts of Vogon poetry have been known to cause death in laboratory mice. Surgeons General Warning: the following blog entry contains lethal amounts of Vogon poetry.
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